In what might be Canada’s most wholesome crisis, Monty, an adorably mischievous donkey, suffered a tragedy that left the farmyard reeling—his beloved yoga ball popped.
Yes, you read that right. Monty, the four-legged fitness king, had a strict daily routine of chasing, bouncing, and body-slamming his oversized yoga ball like a seasoned athlete. But when disaster struck and his trusty toy deflated into a sad, rubbery pancake, Monty stood motionless, staring at the remains, visibly confused.
“He just kinda… looked at it like, ‘What happened? Where did my fun go?’ And then he let out the saddest little bray,” said Monty’s owner, Jill McIntyre, who first shared the saga online.
What happened next restored faith in humanity.
The Internet to the Rescue! 🏆
When Jill posted a video of Monty’s depressing, ball-less existence, animal lovers across Canada and beyond sprang into action.
✔️ Within hours, donations of yoga balls began rolling in (literally).
✔️ Messages of support poured in:
• “This donkey deserves the world!”
• “Forget a new phone—I just ordered Monty a 3-pack of XL yoga balls.”
• “No donkey shall go unbounced on my watch.”
The first package arrived the next morning, and Monty watched in pure shock as Jill unwrapped a shiny new bright blue yoga ball.
And folks, he went WILD.
A Donkey’s Dream Come True 🌈
As more and more balls arrived, Monty’s little donkey heart overflowed with joy.
“At first, he thought it was a mistake—like he was only getting ONE replacement,” Jill said. “Then another arrived. And another. And he started doing this little happy dance whenever he saw a new package.”
Now, Monty has an entire field full of yoga balls in every color of the rainbow, and he doesn’t know which one to destroy first.
“I’ve never seen a donkey so overwhelmed by happiness,” said farmhand Mark Timmons, who has now accepted that “cleaning up the aftermath of Monty’s joyful destruction” is just part of his job.
Monty has since been crowned the “Bounce King of Canada”, a title he carries with pride—and an occasional headbutt to any yoga ball that gets in his way.
Monty’s Impact: More Than Just a Bouncing Buffoon 🎤
Monty’s newfound fame isn’t just about his wild athleticism and impressive ball control—it’s also bringing attention to donkey welfare.
Many people don’t realize that donkeys love toys and social interaction, and yoga balls are actually a great enrichment tool for these highly intelligent animals. Monty’s story has sparked interest in donkey rescue organizations, with more people donating supplies and adopting these lovable long-eared goofballs.
“He’s an ambassador for donkeys everywhere,” said Jill. “And an absolute menace to yoga balls worldwide.”
🐴 Buddy’s Take:
“Listen, if a donkey can get this many free yoga balls, then I expect my own snack fund to be launched immediately. Monty, my dude, you’re living the dream. Teach me your ways.”
What’s Your Take?
🎾 “Monty deserves a reality show—Keeping Up with the Donkeys?”
😂 “I didn’t think I’d cry over a donkey and his yoga ball, yet here we are.”
🐴 “Can Monty give us fitness tips? Asking for a friend (me).”
Drop your thoughts in the comments and let’s keep the good vibes rolling (literally)!
