🐊 The Emotional Support Alligator That Tried to Board a Plane… Again
Eyewitnesses report that the alligator remained unbothered, sitting calmly on the airport floor like he was waiting for his boarding group to be called.
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The Billionaire Bible: How the Ultra-Rich Rewrote Scripture…
A Giggle Globe News Exclusive Breaking News: The Wealthy Have Updated the Bible… And You’re Gonna Love It! (Or Else.) WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold new move blending capitalism, nationalism, and a slight disregard for historical accuracy, America’s wealthiest elites have officially released their own version of the Bible. The Trump Bible™, also known as The Billionaire’s Good Book, has been carefully edited to
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The Firebrand of Texas: The Unstoppable Rise of Jasmine Crockett
Her journey to power wasn’t paved with privilege or ease.
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🚀 “The Gold Standard: Wait… We’re Not on It?”
Your dollar became a government IOU. Now, banks and the Federal Reserve could print as much as they wanted.
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The Great Self-Checkout Rebellion
Shoppers fought back. Elderly grandmothers hurled tomatoes at the screens. Children rewired machines to speak in pirate voice.
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