The 6-Year-Old Entrepreneur Who Took on Thieves—and Won! 
The Great Sock Disappearance: Where Do They Go?! 
“Based on our calculations, missing socks aren’t destroyed—they are teleported into an alternate dimension where they become currency in a secret sock-based economy.”
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100-Year-Old Pianist Drops Album at 97—Rachmaninov Would Be Proud 
Meet Colette Maze, a 100-year-old musical powerhouse who just dropped an album at 97
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Grandma’s Cookie Recipe Found in Ancient Scrolls – Confirms She’s Immortal
“We’ve known for years that Grandma’s cookies defy all baking logic,”
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Florida Man Surfs Into Hero Mode During Hurricane Helene 
He grabbed his trusty surfboard, strapped on his courage, and got to work saving lives.
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Bush’s Viral Inauguration Face: A Presidential Meme is Born
Someone get President Bush a deal with a meme agency
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The Emotional Support Alligator That Tried to Board a Plane… Again
