The Billionaire Bible: How the Ultra-Rich Rewrote Scripture…
A Giggle Globe News Exclusive Breaking News: The Wealthy Have Updated the Bible… And You’re Gonna Love It! (Or Else.) WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold new move blending capitalism, nationalism, and a slight disregard for historical accuracy, America’s wealthiest elites have officially released their own version of the Bible. The Trump Bible™, also known as The Billionaire’s Good Book, has been carefully edited to
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