Welcome, dear citizen of Earth, to a guided moment of deep, soul-cleansing absurdity. If the world feels like it’s in a never-ending episode of reality TV (and not the fun kind), this meditation is for you. Let’s take a break from the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and remind ourselves that while we may not control everything, we can control our mindset, our reactions, and whether we eat that extra cookie today (spoiler: we should).

Step 1: Accept That the World is Ridiculous

Take a deep breath in… hold it… now exhale slowly.

Ahhh. Feel that? That’s the release of every useless argument you’ve ever had on the internet. Gone. Poof. Like that one politician’s campaign promises.

Now, as you continue to breathe deeply, let’s acknowledge something important: the world is, and has always been, a little ridiculous.

• Inflation is through the roof, but we still drop $7 on fancy coffee. ☕

• Tech geniuses are making AI take our jobs, but can’t seem to get their Bluetooth speakers to connect. 🎧

• Every week, we get another “world-ending” crisis, yet somehow, we keep making it to the weekend. 🎉

Breathe in… breathe out… let go of trying to make sense of it all. It’s not your job to fix everything. You are a human, not a world leader (unless you are, in which case, sir or madam, please take a breath too).

Step 2: Control What You Can—And Laugh at What You Can’t

You cannot control the stock market, the weather, or that one neighbor who mows their lawn at 6 AM.

You can control how much chocolate you eat today, whether you take a break, and how much nonsense you let into your soul.

Repeat after me:

🧘‍♂️ “I am not responsible for every crisis in the world.”

🧘‍♂️ “I am allowed to be happy, even when the news is not.”

🧘‍♂️ “I will not read the comment section today.”

Take another deep breath. Feel the stress of today’s headlines leave your body like a bad WiFi connection during an important Zoom call.

Step 3: Find Joy in the Little Things (Because That’s Where Life Actually Happens)

The world may be a mess, but you are allowed to be happy anyway. No one is handing out gold stars for being stressed all the time.

Today, do something joyful:

✔️ Pet a dog (instant serotonin boost). 🐶

✔️ Dance in your kitchen (extra points if there’s no music playing). 💃

✔️ Eat the cake, the cookie, or whatever makes your soul giggle. 🎂

Life isn’t about waiting for the headlines to be good—it’s about making the little moments count.

Step 4: Set a Daily Reminder That the Sky is Not Falling

Let’s make a new habit: Instead of checking the news first thing in the morning, start the day with something joyful.

• Listen to your favorite song. 🎶

• Drink your coffee in peace, without scrolling. ☕

• Tell yourself something ridiculously positive (Example: “I am a magnificent human who deserves happiness and also snacks”).

By the time you check the news, you’ll already be in a better mindset.

Final Step: Return to the Madness, But on Your Terms

Slowly open your eyes. Take one last deep breath. Feel the lightness in your soul.

Now, as you return to the world, remember this:

✔️ You are just one person, doing your best.

✔️ You do not have to carry the weight of the world.

✔️ Joy is not irresponsible—it’s necessary.

So go forth, laugh a little, be kind to yourself, and for the love of all things good—stay out of the comment section. (On other websites)

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🌎✨ Take a deep breath, find your joy, and keep giggling! ✨🌎

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