Amy Schumer’s Snowman Shortcut
Comedian Amy Schumer is proving that great moms know how to work smarter, not harder. In a recent Instagram post, Amy shared a photo of a very unconventional snowman she built with her 5-year-old son, Gene. Instead of the traditional three-ball stack, they opted for a snowman carved directly into the ground, complete with a carrot nose, sunglasses, and a robe. The flat, minimalist design immediately caught attention for its creative twist.
Friends and fans chimed in on the post, with one joking, “Finally, a snowman even I can make! ❄️😂” Another wrote, “Amy, this is peak mom energy, and I’m here for it. Gene deserves an award for this collaboration!” One neighbor was overheard saying, “Well, that’s one way to avoid the snowman collapse mid-season. Genius!”
Reporter’s Zoom Slip-Up with Justin Verlander
Justin Verlander’s introduction to the San Francisco Giants came with an unexpected comedic twist. During the press Zoom call, one reporter forgot to mute his microphone and casually pointed out that Verlander was using his wife, Kate Upton’s, Zoom account. The slip-up drew laughs from the group, including Verlander himself, who promptly updated his display name to “JUSTIN VERLANDER (not Kate).”
Buddy’s Take: “Snowman goals? More like snow-flat reality! This gives a whole new meaning to ground-breaking design. Looks like Amy just reinvented winter fun—one shortcut at a time. ❄️😎”
Fans and colleagues couldn’t resist piling on with the jokes. A fellow reporter quipped, “Guess we know who the real MVP is in that household! 🏆😂” Another added, “Kate’s probably thinking, ‘Finally, he gets a little press under my name!’” Meanwhile, a neighbor from Verlander’s offseason home commented, “Just wait until their dog starts taking credit for his Cy Young Awards.”
Buddy’s Take: “Justin, next time, just lean into it. Change your name to Kate Verlander and call it a power move. Let’s face it, you’re married to a supermodel—you can afford a little Zoom shame. 🎥💻😅”
Baby Name Consultant’s Canine Mix-Up
A baby name consultant found herself in an awkward yet hilarious situation after accidentally suggesting her cousin’s dream baby name—Pearl—for her family’s new dog. Jessie, who helps families choose the perfect names, was unaware of the coincidence until after the name had already been chosen. Her cousin, fortunately, took the mix-up in stride, joking that her partner wasn’t a fan of the name anyway.
Jessie’s friends couldn’t resist poking fun. One commented, “Well, Pearl the pup is officially off to a fancy start—does she have a tiara yet? 👑🐾” Another added, “So… are you still open to consulting for cats? Asking for a friend. 🐱😂” Even the vet joked, “With a name like Pearl, I bet she’ll be demanding gourmet treats in no time!”
Buddy’s Take: “Honestly, Pearl is a great name for anyone—human, dog, or even a particularly fabulous fish. 🐠✨ Let’s just hope Jessie doesn’t name the next dog Sapphire and start a gemstone collection. 😂”
Melbourne Café’s Playful Menu Prank
Sergy Boy, a café in Melbourne, is serving up laughs alongside lattes. A playful sign posted outside the café teased customers with a new menu item: breast milk coffee. The joke, conceived by head barista Amanda, who recently became a mother, caught customers off guard and quickly gained attention online.
Customers couldn’t resist reacting. One regular quipped, “So… is oat milk out of style already? Asking for my lactose-intolerant friends. 🥛😂” Another chimed in, “Amanda’s marketing game is on point—sign me up for the ‘babyccino special’!” Meanwhile, a neighbor passing by said, “Well, I hope they at least give it a fancy name, like Mom’s Macchiato. ☕👶”
Buddy’s Take: “Nothing says ‘latte love’ like a baby pun. Amanda, you’re officially crowned the Queen of Coffee Comedy. 👑☕ Now, where can I get a splash of that… asking for research purposes. 😉”
