🚇💩 The Great Subway “Poo-dunit” Mystery: A New Yorker’s Worst Nightmare
Someone ate the wrong street taco, had an emergency, and lost the battle.
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🍪📜 Grandma’s Cookie Recipe Found in Ancient Scrolls – Confirms She’s Immortal
“We’ve known for years that Grandma’s cookies defy all baking logic,”
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🥃 What Is the Truth but Alcohol? A Distilled Exploration of Reality, Lies, and a Strong Old Fashioned
Socrates walked around Athens annoying the hell out of everyone
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“The Sun’s Got a Hole?! Quick, Someone Grab the Cosmic Duct Tape!” ☀️🕳️
By Staff, Giggle Globe News Scientists have discovered two giant holes in the Sun’s surface, and naturally, the Internet is freaking out. But before you start hoarding sunscreen and building a bunker in your basement, let’s break it down—Giggle Globe style. ☀️ First of All, Who Poked Holes in the Sun?! The Sun—yes, our dear old flaming space ball—now has what scientists call coronal holes.
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“Aliens Invade Earth… But They’re Just Here for the Snacks” 👽🍕
“Our species has traveled light-years to experience your legendary snacks,”
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