🗞️ Today’s Top Story: “World’s Slowest Police Chase Involves a… Mobility Scooter?!” 🚨
BREAKING NEWS: In what can only be described as a “slow-motion thriller,” officers in Sunnyvale, California, were caught in a low-speed pursuit yesterday… with a runaway mobility scooter topping out at 4 miles per hour. 🚓🐢 Eyewitnesses report the suspect, identified as local retiree Harold “Turbo” Jenkins, refused to pull over, allegedly shouting, “You’ll never catch me, coppers!” while snacking on a half-eaten donut. 🍩
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