A Giggle Globe News Special Report on America’s Favorite Scam
Welcome to the Outrage Economy™—Where Your Attention Pays Their Bills
Dateline: The Great American Circus – Step right up, folks! You’ve just entered the most profitable industry in the country: YOUR OUTRAGE.
That’s right—while you’re screaming into the void about whatever today’s manufactured crisis is, the real power players are busy hoarding wealth, erasing your rights, and passing laws you’ll never hear about.
And the best part? They don’t even have to hide it. Because as long as you’re fighting online about nonsense, they already won.
How The Scam Works:
Step 1: Feed the Masses an Endless Supply of Manufactured Outrage.
• “BREAKING: A celebrity did a thing. Are you mad yet?!”
• “SHOCKING: A politician said something stupid. Time to argue!”
• “OUTRAGEOUS: This person exists, and you should hate them now.”
• Meanwhile… the real news never makes it to you….
Step 2: Keep You Fighting Over Distractions.
• Red vs. Blue.
• Left vs. Right.
• Mask vs. No Mask.
• Who cares?
• The people actually in charge don’t play for either team.
Step 3: Profit Off the Chaos.
• Social media sells your anger to advertisers.
• News networks keep you hooked with “breaking” nothingburgers.
• Politicians ride your outrage all the way to re-election.
• And you? You get exhausted, broke, and more divided than ever.
Meanwhile, in the Shadows…
While you’re busy arguing over a tweet from 2012, here’s what’s really happening:
✔ Another billionaire just got a tax break you’ll never see.
✔ Another law just passed at 3 AM that screws you.
✔ Another war is being planned—but don’t worry, you’ll be too distracted to notice.
And when the real problems hit? Don’t expect help. The same people who spent decades robbing you blind will just say, “Thoughts and prayers.”
Congratulations, You Played Yourself.
America isn’t a country—it’s a reality show, and we’re all unpaid extras in someone else’s billion-dollar production.
The plot?
Keep you angry.
Keep you distracted.
Keep you blaming the wrong people.
Meanwhile, the people actually running the show?
✔ They’re not on Twitter.
✔ They’re not watching cable news.
✔ They’re too busy buying their third yacht.
Buddy’s Take:
“They don’t need to control you if they can just keep you too busy fighting each other to notice who’s really screwing you. But hey, keep arguing about that guy’s pronouns—surely that’s the real crisis here.”
(“Somewhere in this article is a hidden truth. If you find it, you’re already ahead of the game. Let us know when you see it.”) let us know if you find it
